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Jul. 21st, 2009

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Corsets

Love to wear them and play with them. A bitch to make on your own and too expensive to buy.

Jun. 1st, 2009

CHEESE!

How many towers fell again?

Okay, we all remember where we were when we heard about 9-11. It's this generation's Kenedy assasination, after all. But that's not why I'm posting. What the hell am I talking about?? )

May. 28th, 2009

bitch please

Insurance Companies Suck

Okay, ya'll remember my accident in the school parking lot? Yea that's right, that was in MARCH. Well my fucking insurance company still hasn't settled the claim!!! My stupid ass claims adjuster takes every opportunity for an extended vacation and screws me over.

So we had been waiting for the other lady to give a statement as to what happened. I thought I was okay for giving one since I reported the damn thing. Apparently not. Today I was on my phone with my dad when I got another call waiting for me. I didn't recognize the number so I sent it voice mail. It turned out to be my adjuster asking for my statement. She left her number and my claim number and asked that I give her a call. Well, I called her back and what did I get? Her fucking voice mail. That's right. So like a good little girl that I am, I left my name, claims number and the number I can be reached at. I called at about 3 and her hours end at five thirty. It's now 4:35. so she has an hour to contact me. I tried calling again from my cousin's house phone at about 3:30 and I still got her fucking voice mail. Stupid bitch, I hope you lose your job. Okay that was evil, but I'm seriously fed up with Allstate's shitty customer service. God damn it, I want my $500 dollars back from that lady! And the worst part is that I seriously have to pee but I'm afraid that if I use the restroom I'll miss the call. Damn it all!!!

In other news, the newest chapter has been posted on DA. I know, super late but I still got it up. (that sounded dirty...XD)

I hope that everything is resolved incredibly soon, and I also hope that my claims adjuster is changed like my mom requested after being disgusted by the absence of ours.

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Okay so the claims adjuster called... four minutes to five thirty. I had written a statement on my laptop to read off so that I wouldn't forget anything and boy did it come in handy. By then end of it all, it sounded like she chose my side and that I'll be getting my deductable after all. I'm so glad that's over since I hate dealing with insurance companies. Fuckers... lol >:)

May. 17th, 2009

pillage THEN burn

I'm a fucking retard


Today was alright to start. I finished my paper for english and had convinced myself that I'm ready for tomorrow's horrific English Final. Well I got my mom sick with the flu so I headed over to my grandma's alone. Nothing too bad happened on the way but when i got there, I totally scraped the hell out of my hub cab. I prided myself on not having my caps all scratched up but I guess I can't say that anymore. Well, staying at my grandma's was boring as hell and I decided to head home at about 8 ish. I hate heading home down one way of the street since it narrows terribly and people drive like shit. I survived the street but when it came to the tricky ass turn onto Firestone, well... apparently I jumped the curb, slammed the wheen back down and bent the rim all out of shape. That lead to my tire deflating and me loosing my hub cap. Oh yea, it gets better.


I called my mom in a panic and got her to come to my aid. She thought something had gone wrong with the tire and not my driving and I was too in shock to think to correct her. So I text Nick all panicky and he called to make sure that I was okay, even demanding to know where I was so he could send out the cavalry to rescue me. Told him that my mom was on her way and that I couldn't talk long since I had to keep the line free just in case. So we texted back and forth and lo and behold, my night gets worse by having to deal with an earthquake while parked on the side of an extremely busy road. Alone. My mom gets there not long after and she gets angry to find out that this whole thing was really my dumb ass fault. We call AAA and a tow truck heads out to change my tire out for the spare in the trunk. I drive home and have to deal with my mom's wrath again. The end. Yea, today pretty much sucked.

Apr. 25th, 2009

CHEESE!

New obsession alert!!

One word: YOGURTLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG I love this place and I've only had it once!!!!! The best place to go grab fro-yo that is customizable to what ever you want. And I now love Mochi, didn't know what they were before my friend made me try it, but I love it now.

And today was "Welcome to Fullerton" day. I never knew that one campus could have not one, not two, not even three Starbucks, but FIVE locations on campus... yea... HELLO CAFFEINE!! The campus is HUGE too and has so many different things available to me. I have some trepidation about the transfer, but at the same time I can't wait to become a Titan. So, I say BRING IT ON!!

Mar. 15th, 2009

evil laugh

*screams like a banshee*

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
 

JUDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Mar. 2nd, 2009

pillage THEN burn

GAAAAHHHH!!

5 Papers... due way too soon... threatening to kill me... help!

Feb. 5th, 2009

CHEESE!

BIG plans


Alrighty, so you guys know that my goal was to transfer to Cal State fullerton in the fall right and how I was all stressed out that I had applied waaaaayy too late? WELL...
 

 

You KNOW you want to know!! )Other than that, life is busy as hell but going swimmingly. Which is strange since I usually am rather depressed and meh around this time. OH! and I know that I've been published! I submitted two poems to the Cypress magazine and one of them was chosen to be in the printed version! *squee* I'll be snagging at least fifty copies and mailing half of them out with my signature :D You never know...

Jan. 14th, 2009

bitch please

Oh what a shitty day

So where shouldn't I start???

Okay, this morning I was running just a little alter thann I had wanted so I rushed out of the house and whatnot. I get to the stop light out of my coomplex and see a line of cars on Rosecrans to Beach. I knew that wasn't good so I decided to take my untested alternate route by the Fullerton airport. I've taken that route home several times but I hadn't taken it to school. So that made me later than I had wanted. The vast majority of the ride to school was fine. That is until I got to the street behind my campus. I was kinda close to the car in front o me but far enough away not to hit them should they slow down. Well, she put her blinker on and I hit my brakes thinking she was going to go right into the parking lot. Boy was I wrong. That stupid bitch  HIT her brakes and I nearly slammed into the left side of her rear bumper. Luckily, and I thank every deity around for this, there was no one in the next lane when I had to crank my wheel quickly to get away from the idiot. As I passed ehr by, she seemed OBLIVIOUS to the fact that I nearly nailed her. In fact she seemed very confused why there were tires screeching behind her and very scared looking driver in the corolla passing her by. Moron. As I drove down the street I watched her in my rear view mirror and saw that the inbred idiot had to go IN REVERSE because she had overshot her turn. Never mind the line of cars behind her, they don't matter, do they??

Classes were classes. Nothing too interesting... except... It was time to pack up in my theater seating Human Sexuality class and I was busy shoving my folder back into my backpack. Then I noticed a pair of legs standing infront of me and a guy's voice saying, "Hi." I looked up and was some what confused, and wondered what the hell he wanted, but I found myself smiling sweetly and saying hi back. He introduced himself as either Nick or Nate (I'm REALLY bad with names, so sue me XD). So after a little bit of awkward conversation he said, "So I'll see you later." I can't remember what I said in respond but I know that when I walked out the class room I had a huge goofy grin plaster across my face. So, Nate (Or Nick) from San Diego, you were the highlight of my day. :D

So after school I had to pick up my cousin Melissa from school. I got there and she was no where in sight. I waited for several minutes. Still no show. Now I was getting frantic and freaked out so I called her house several times to see if she was there. Nope. I drove to the school to see if she was there. Nope. So I was in Carmenita when I called the house again, she picked up and I proceeded to chew her out somewhat. After all I WAS on campus with a bunch of middle schoolers. So as I was growling over the phone I realized I had another call. From her mom. Damn it.

So I smoothed over things as much as possible and I got to the house and proceeded to chew my cousin out like a dog with a bone. I made her cry and even I cried a little because she scared the shit out of me when I couldn't get a hold of her. Things are better now, but I just now had to remind her to charge her cell phone. No use in a dead one, now is there??

I had so many other things happen to me today I just want to finish my work, take a shower and go to sleep. If the Mountain Dew I bought lets me...

Dec. 30th, 2008

CHEESE!

Rubber Cement Sucks

Yesterday night my aunt called and wanted to see if I was interested in taking my uncle's place today int he Rose Float decorating. Please, like I was going to pass that one up...

Well anyways, I had to get up at the crack of dawn (ok nearly the crack of dawn) and drive to my aunt's so we could get to Heritage Park on time. We were the first freaking ones there. The bus ride was okay, smelled like a port-o-potty though which was pretty nasty.

Arrived in Irwindale to work on the floats at about 8:30-ish and was given an odd assortment of breakfast items to choose from. I had very nasty and very bitter coffee from Starbucks. I knew I hated their coffee for a reason. Well they told us that we would be broken up into groups to go work on the float... We ended up playing a game of monoploy that the staff had brought with them from Cerritos. We played until one of the staffers offered to take the rest of us on a tour of the floats housed there. It was AWESOME!!! I got to see a good portion of the floats in verious stages and some of the work blew me away. I was so happy I had my camera with me, and I took every opportunity possible to snap off 66 pictures.

We didn't get to work ont he float until AFTER lunch at 1. And when we did, we ended up painting the back of silver leaves with rubber cement until we were finally rounded up to go home. The fumes made my head reel and I ended up with layer upon layer of the crap all over my hands. My cousin Michael had decided that he had had enough of the grunt work and found a way to climb up on top of the float itself and find odd jobs there. Lucky ass. He told me AFTER the fact that I would have been welcome to work on the float itself since I was tall enough to pass boxes of leaves up to the workers on the sccafolding. Gee thanks buddy, because I sure was having fun spreading horrid smelling glue over the backs of leaves. Well, there's always next time around... now I know better.

My only major dilemma of the moment is whether or not to post said pictures on DA right now as a mini spoiler or to wait until the 1st to post them. What do you guys think??

Dec. 17th, 2008

CHEESE!

Anyone have a time-turner??

Christmas is about a week away and I have yet to finish my shopping. Hell for several people I have yet to start... hehe.... So with that in mind, does anyone have a time turner from Harry Potter?? If so, can I borrow the damn thing? Or better yet, how about we round up everyone we know that still has shopping to do and write letters to the President, the President elect, the Pope and Santa asking that they post pone christmas this year by about a week, two weeks if they're feeling really generous. Think it would work??


Sample letter:

Dear Santa,

I know I was a rather bad girl this year, but I have a favor to ask this year. Instead of giving me the usual lump of coal (which is getting rather expensive, don't you think), how about you make christams come a week later? That way it'll give you another week to prepare and give me and everyone else on the naughty list a chance to make up for those grievances. Sound like a deal? If you do, I'll be sure to leave you fifteen the regular amount of cookies I usually leave you and instead of milk I'll leave a tall glass of your choice of alcoholic beverage to help warm you up. Oh and since using the chimney sucks, I'll leave the front door open for yah (just in case ;) ). How can you turn down a proposal like that? Really, you can't with out looking like a grinch.

Happy Holidays!

Love, me <3

Dec. 7th, 2008

CHEESE!

I is tired


today was my epic disneyland trip of the year! woot! Well, I've been in a sad little slump ever since my pass expired so you can guess my elation when my mom and my uncle got A free ticket to the park. Good anytime. This year.


Wells, I worked it out with my two aunts and they were able to take me and my cousin Melissa to Disneyland today. hehe... I managed to finagle it so that we got to the park as soon as it opened at 8 this morning. We got there with plenty time to spare. And when we got in, we hit Pirates first (obviously), then Haunted Mansion, then Splash Mountain. All three had NO waiting so we really walked onto the rides. My cousin and I even got our own log on Splash. Our picture was funnier than hell since we managed to look bored while trying not to scream on the way down te 50 ft drop. Since we had a park hopper, we really took advantage of it and got 1/2 of our lunch for free at California Adventure... We know that you get a bag of tortillas from the Mission tortilla factory if you walk in with a birthday pin so my cousin got one for herself. Evil little bugger.

We got to go on all the best rides in both parks and we didn't leave until about 6 ish... how many hours was that? *counts* Wow... ten hours on our feet and moving about, no wonder I'm beat.

OH! And I dragged my cousin to the pirate island, even though my darling wasn't there, and we had "grand adventures". And we caught it on film too! Since my cousin can act ehr way out of a paper bag, I had to take over the scenes with- interesting- results. First we were by the treasure pile and I all but slid into it and tried to open a chest that I knew was stuck shut. I even tried 'biting' the damn thing... didn't taste so great  *spits*. Then we found a helm that kids could putz around with and spin, with talk tubes behind it. Well since my cousin is actingly challeneged, I decided to do what I wanted (even though I had an audience of other strangers). I pretended to be steering a ship, then get called over to the tubes, then I go back to the helm and spin it really hard, go back to the tuves and then realize that i left the helm spinning and stagger over to the wheel to right it before walking off all drunk like. You have to see it to really understand what i hell I'm trying to explain... who knows, maybe I'll post it on youtube. Anyways, next time we plan on bringing "swords, daggers and other weapons" to help our cause to try and pry open the treasure chests of doom. XD

What more... I have a paper due on Thursday and I have yet to write a full page! Here's for procrastination!


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Edit!!!


Okay, after much messing around with it and still not being satisfied, I have posted my randomness on youtube! Yea me!  If you care to see my bad acting skills then go ahead and watch!  www.youtube.com/watch

And If you have an account... then leave me a comment or I;ll tie up your character for three episodes! *evil laughter* Just kidding, but seriously, a comment would be much loved! <3

Dec. 2nd, 2008

CHEESE!

Ever have one of THOSE moments??

Don't ask me why but I've been feeling all... girly. I have no way of explaining it.

The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of My Singing!! ~LALALA!!!~ )

Nov. 17th, 2008

CHEESE!

REHAB...


1. Put Your iTunes/Windows Media Player/ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song name down no matter how silly it sounds.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this on your journal.


1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" you say?
   
Drunken Irish Dad from Family Guy (lmao)

2.How would you describe yourself?
One Bad Apple by the Jackson 5 (LMAO x 1000!)

3.What do you like in a girl/guy?
 One Step Beyond by Madness

4.How do you feel today?
 
Joan of Arc by OMD

5.What is your life's purpose?
 
Reasons by Earth Wind and Fire (ooookkkkaaaayyy....)

6.What is your motto?
The Spiderman theme by Michael Buble (XD I always knew there was something funny about me!)

7. What do your friends think of you?
Suspicious Minds by Elvis Presley (<_<    >_>)

8. What do you think of your parents?
Jusqu'a' Toi by Raul DiBlasio

9.What do you think about very often?
 
Tarzan and Jane by Toy Box

10.What is 2 + 2?
 
Bernadette by the Four Tops

11.What do you think of your best friend?
Don't You Want Me Baby? by Human League (lmao)

12.What do you think of the person you like?
Sway by Michael Buble

13.What is your life story? 
 
Seven Deadly Sins by Flogging Molly (*snorts in laughter*)

14.What do you want to be when you grow up?
Always Something There To Remind Me by Naked Eyes

15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?
I Just Wanna Stop by Gino Vanneli (Is that a trick answer??)

16.What will you dance to at your wedding?
(Don't Fear) The Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult

17.What will they play at your funeral?
 
London Calling by The Clash (lol, is that a new name for purgatory?)

18.What is your hobby/interest? 
If I Were Your Woman by Gladys Knight And the Pips

19.What is your biggest fear?
Kiss Me by Six Pence None The Richer

20.What is your biggest secret?
Tell Him He's Yours by Michael Buble

21.What do you think of your friends?
My Imaginary Friend by Reel Big Fish (LMAO that's sad)

22.What song would you play during your first time having sex?
Walking On Broken Glass by Annie Lennox (that's... well, not that sexy...)

23.What will you post this as?
Rehab by Amy Winehouse (THAT ought to get the attention of others like no other!!)



 
 

 

 


 

Nov. 12th, 2008

CHEESE!

Sorry Mate, but I think I may see the end of the road...

So I've been wondering lately if I should give up my delusions and stop writing the epic Siren's Song Plot. It's been a great run but I'm not getting any attention lately and it's starting to chafe. One of my main supporters has moved and now I somehow feel like she's been avoiding me. I've sent her messages over IM when she wasn't on, thinking she'd get them later, I've sent her a message over youtube since she's on at least once a week to post a new video and neither has elicited a response. I feel bad for not posting sooner but then I post and i get two, maybe three responses if I'm lucky. Let's face it guys, as much fun as it was and still is to write these adventures, no one has the time to read them so it's kinda a waste of my time to even bother. I've tried finding others who write similar things in hopes that I can accquire a larger following but they were only interested in gaining a following of their own instead of actually reading someone elses stuff. Emi, I dunno how on earth you do it but I envy you for the huge group of people who love your stuff man. I wouldn't be ranting here in a mini depression if i had that kind of online love. Teach me oh mastah!!!

So... unless I get out of this nasty little funk I'm afraid that our adventures are never going to be seen by the light of day and that they're going to  have a permantent home in my imagination. I'll never forget this run if i do end up euthanizing the story line and I have to thank you guys for your support so far for with out your initial supprt this story may not have gotten so far.

So I shall keep you informed if I decide to keep our alter egos alive and well or if I slip them all too many sleeping pills and free all our lovers, friends and or guests.

Again, thanks for all your support when i first started out and I'm glad to have brought a few smiles this past year.

Nov. 4th, 2008

CHEESE!

History in the Making!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, we are priveleged to be alive during this momentous occasion. After watching the news and having it announced live that Barrack Obama is to be our 44th president... I wanted to cry happy tears. I knew that it was coming but when it finally came true I was astounded. I am happy to be alive right now.

Congratulations Mr. Obama on your history making election results.


Oh, and McCain, *blows raspberry and thumbs nose his way* Too bad, so sad but we didn't want yo ass! :D

Oct. 23rd, 2008

CHEESE!

Let's Get Political!!

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Sep. 2nd, 2008

CHEESE!

I MISSED IT!

Awwww! I had a whole thing planned when the one year anniversary of the Siren Song Plot began but I missed it by several days! It was on Aug. 27th, 2007 and today is Sep 2. *pouts* I guess the next chapter I'm posting is a way to make up for it since the damn thing is super long, longer than any other one I've posted before. I can't tell you what's in it but I do end it with a bang!!!


So anyway, Happy One Year Anniversary Crew Mates!!!!!!!!!

Jul. 28th, 2008

CHEESE!

*yawn* Nice weekend I had....

So this weekend my dad picked me up for some fun time, just the two of us like the old days. He picked me up on Saturday morning and went to breakfast before spending most of the dday at the OC fair. Had a blast there but realized that it's expensive to have a good time. My dad kinda went crazy on the spending bit since he bought a sh!t load of tickets to play Skee Ball with... I still kicked his butt. We kept trying to get 1800 to get a prize and I got it first then he got one and finally I got another prize on the last round I played, so I was able to trade my prizes in to a larger one. I settled on a crocodile with a huge head that my dad kept calling the "Zeebah Neighbah". If you don't know where that came from then I suggest you read the comic on this page  Yes, this comic amuses me to no end...

Anyways, after we left the fair my dad and I headed to a friend's house to eat and watch movies. Personally, I didn't care for the movies but whatever, I got to have a junk food fest. I'm surprised I can still fit into my jeans after all that crap I ate. 

On Sunday we spent most of the day playing around inn the Ontario Mills Outlet Mall. My dad was heaven since he met one of his favorite former Raiders. I can't recall exactly but I think his name is Greg Townsend. Apparently he's the Raider sacking king, what that means I'm not too sure... but I met him. After that, my dad and I got paid to participate in a survey on movie commercials.... I thought I'd at least get five-ten bucks but we got two dollars for our time. Two. That's not even enough to buy a combo meal at McDonalds but eh, I'm two bucks richer... After we traversed the whole mall, we headed to Camelot to play a round of minigolf. Let's just say that I got butt handed to me and leave it at that. I got home about six and pretty much did nothing after except to tell my cousin Melissa not to buy things with cherries on them since I know what that really means... she didn't believe me until I fully explained that the cherries ALWAYS come in pairs and they happen to be next each other... like boobs. Yes, that's what it really means and I find it kinda sick...

I've also decided to add on to my Belle costume. I have the whole outfit except for her cloak and I don't like the look of the black jacket I wore to Sandi's so I'm gonna make my own. I bought the pattern today but I have to find enough fabric at reasonable prices since the fabric section at the Walmart by my house isn't going to exist much longer... stinks because Joanns is SO much more expensive for that crap. Oh well, I have several months to get started and finish.

Jul. 21st, 2008

CHEESE!

Buahahahaha

okay, random thing happened today. I went out to get the mail and, as usual, I perused it right there to see if I got any junk mail. Well, I had a letter alright but I didn't know where it came from. I took it inside thinking it was just another credit card offer but when I opened it it was my gate pass for Disneyland. *gigglesnort* What tards. I am seriously curious if the damn thing will still work. Granted, I can only visit California Adventure with it at the moment since Disneyland is blocked out until after I head back to school. I am soooo tempted to try it. It even has my name on it and it seems that all I need to get in is a photo id. My mom thinks that it's not good anymore since I quit a couple weeks ago and I have that feeling too, but it's still funny. The card itself ish all sparkly and blue. Lol, on the back it says, "...and must be surrendered to the Company upon the holder's termination of employment or request of the Company." What dummies, I got it AFTER I quit.

In other news, my Dad is coming to visit me soon and I might be heading to Arizona for a few days before school starts. Nothing like a last minute tan to make you feel good. I hope I can go, but it depends on my schedule. The hotel that I'd be staying at is the Blue Waters Casino and it's right on the Colorado river. Been there once before when I was, like, 14 but that's it. Perhaps this time I'll be old enough to gamble $_$

Man, time flys when you're doing nothing. I can't believe that my summer is at an end. I did NOTHING. I didn't even go to the beach once. How sad. Perhaps I'll try to cram these last few weeks full of crap to do. :D

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